Statement 1: I moved to a new place and broadband wasn’t available. Until now.
Statement 2: Refer to statement 1.
If you are annoyed that I missed out on new posts for the past two weeks, refer to statement number 1. If you are still not satisfied, refer to statement number 2. I know right? It’s like an infinite loop. I’m so cool.
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You know sometimes what get on my nerves and push my buttons? THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS!
Toilet cleaners. First you got to understand that I for one, respect them for what they do, knowing it’s a hell hole in there.
But what I’m referring to are those really anal ones. I don’t know about the ladies, but I have been to a few public toilets here in Auckland and some of them aren’t exactly the best experience I’ve had. Not that I’m always expecting a good time going to the loo, but it’s sometimes better not to experience anything at all.
What I mean are about those cleaners that would stay in the toilet and wait for you to finish doing your thing in the cubicle.
Here’s the deal with guys: When we pee, sometimes we can’t exactly control where to aim. At times, it’s like an uncontainable hose that went loose. So when we don’t get any or hardly any urine droplets on the ground or around the toilet bowl, trust me when I say, it was a tough task that to complete.
It’s even tougher when you have a cleaner outside your cubicle, waiting to cleanup after you. And more often than not, I can’t work under pressure.
After you finished, you feel like they’ll rate you. If you dirty the place, they’d think that you’re filthy. If your excretions stink too darn much, you’d have to send the cleaner to the hospital to get checkups.
It’s not a win-win situation at all.
I swear one day, I will crack under all the pressure.
And when I do, the cleaners won’t like it at all. Actually, nobody would like it at all. You won’t like me when I’m “uncontrollable”. Well, unless you’re into that sort of things. Which is then very disgusting.
Despite all that, I still have a lot of respect for toilet cleaners. If you’re a toilet cleaner that is somehow reading my post, I just want to let you know that I appreciate the things you do that makes the toilet that much of a better place.
Although I seriously doubt that I have readers that are toilet cleaners.
I know right?! After being absent for two weeks, my new post is about toilets…again.
EPIC FAIL.
1 comments:
Hahahaha, i love this XD
I can't freakin pee with another person waiting, looking at me, but some auntie cleaners just dun get it~
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