If you are an observant person, you would know that I have a new post up every Saturday but I didn’t have one last week. The reason for that is because I was sick. Sick as a dog. First time falling ill in Auckland, and I’m still feeling the aftermath of it. It’s quite difficult to recover here because of the dry weather and all.
Anyway, let’s get to this post’s main topic.
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This might be quite stupid to some of you, but I know I’m not the only one out there like this. Probably in need of professional help?
Every time I walk down a hallway and if there’s a girl walking pass me, I get nervous. No, not because I’m shy or anything (maybe slightly) but because I’m afraid I might scare her.
You see, first impressions are hard to erase. And I hate being judged. So this happens:
Acting un-rapist since I started being into girls.
Not that I was ever into guys. I mean as I reached puberty and started developing a deeper interest in girls about 7-8 years ago. All these long explanations are not helping me at all honestly…
Another irrational fear of mine would be when I’m in a shop and I’m about exit from it. You know those alarm stands that they have for shops that beeps when items not paid for is passed through it?
Yes, I get nervous for no reason when I walk through it, afraid that it might suddenly beep, the alarm.
I know it’s designed for thieves but I would always be anxious that it might sound, even if I didn’t buy or steal anything from that shop.
Because I’ve seen it happened to others before and it’s quite embarrassing really. However, what do I care about being embarrassed? I mean, my blog is my witness!
…and you readers.
All these absurd and unnecessary fears, never needed but always there for me.
I know right, I’m such a choice for you girls out there. Ladies, please. I’m your catch 22.
Really, I am.
EPIC FAIL.
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