Unless you've been living under a manhole, you would have heard of Project Alpha one way or another. Why not a rock? Because even those living under a rock has a slight idea of this.
It was only a few months back when I learned that famous bloggers are like normal people too like us.
Project Alpha is a basically, to cut things short, an online TV show about Malaysia's top bloggers. No, not any Western countries, but our very own Malaysia! Something that we could all easily relate to, something that I'm interested in.
Featuring bloggers such Audrey Fourfeetnine, Sixthseal, Nicole Kiss, and my personal favourite, Kennysia! It's seriously about time bloggers get some limelight.
The moment I heard about this Project, I was rejoicing. At last I get to sneak a peek into the lives of top bloggers and see what is it all about. Sometimes when I'm bored, I think of what these bloggers are doing. Probably going out on trips and events, holding out their DSLRs and snapping pictures enough to fill up my whole 4GB thumbdrive.
At times, I would wonder about how great would it be to have a reader come up to you and compliment you about your blog posts and how entertaining it is or how they could relate to it. If I were to get one, I would rip my shirt apart and run 10 rounds around that person. Random, but I would do it.
One may ask, among so many bloggers, why Kennysia? What so special about him? Is it just because he's famous?
I like Kennysia's because I started reading his blog since I was 12 and even then, I laughed at his entries. It's been quite a long time already and now I'm a big fan. And also because he gave me free training passes and Chelsea tickets last year when they came over to Malaysia. So it was like a combo of my favourite football team and blogger. Too bad I didn't have the guts to take a picture WITH him. Only FOR him.
Although I don't know Kennysia personally, but when I read his blog, I sure feel like I do. His blog posts can really relate to others and that's what I'm trying to achieve even though I'm still schooling. That's why he's like my role model.
And plus if you take a hard look at it, Kenny and I are very much similar. He's short, I'm sized like gnome (we're actually fun-sized!), his hair is never changing, my hair looks like it has only one style, coconut. Two similarities with my all time favourite blogger, that's like discovering gold at my toilet bowl! Very sudden!
...I think I should stop before you guys start thinking that I might be gay.
I may not have told you the best part of the whole Project Alpha.
Are you ready for it?
Can you handle it?
Are you positively sure?
You may cry at the awesomeness of this.
You asked for it.
Here goes!
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THE SHOW IS SPONSORED BY ADIDAS!
NO, NOT ANY ADIDAS ACTION!
NOT 1, NOT 2, BUT...
ADIDAS ACTION 3!
Why am I making such a big deal out of this Adidas deodorant?
No, it's not like any other deodorant. This is for real men. I discovered this a few weeks back. Let me tell you how it happen.
Follow me into a tale of smelly armpits, body odor and deodorants..........
It was a few weeks back when I suddenly found that I was in need of a deodorant. The one that I was using ran out, and I was seriously in need of another one. So I set out on a journey with my trusty Brandy (not a dog, a friend) to get an awesome deodorant but with a tight budget.
We searched and searched for one, high and low but could not find a good one. All suitable ones for me were all too expensive.
We were all very nervous and time was running out (shop was about to close, my body odor started smelling real bad).
Time was up and I still couldn't find a good but reasonably priced one. We went back home feeling down and defeated my body odors and bad personal hygiene. I swore for revenge and revenge I got.
The very next day, my trusty Brandy came to me and showed me something shiny, something extraordinary, something eye-catching.
He showed me Adidas Action 3.
The moment I laid my eyes on it i was in awe. I knew that I found victory over my body odor. It was like kryptonite for Superman. I smelled victory.
And plus, I knew it has some magic charm on it.
So I bought one and tried it.
The sensation was as though heaven just came and landed all over my body. It was the best feeling ever, the feeling of being clean and hygienic, being a real man!
After discovering the magnificent deodorant, my other ones were laid to die, to rot. Also known as the rubbish bin. Goodbye useless deodorants, hello quality one.
I love my Adidas Action 3 a lot. It was as though if you were to let me choose between Beyonce or Adidas Action 3...I would take the Action 3 and spray it all over Beyonce.
It smelled so good, so refreshing. I was tempted to spray everywhere that was smelly. If I were to gave in to temptation...I would not be blogging already.
The deodorant had already become one with me. You will never see or smell me without my Adidas Action 3 deodorant. Even in my sleep I would want to smell good.
That is why I do not have body odor any longer, all thanks to the all reliable Adidas Action 3 deodorant. And my trusty Brandy for helping me realize victory over body odor, is just a spray away!
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Pigunny likes this. *thumbs up* but but it ain't funny? =X
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