Johnny, That Dude.

Some things are better left the way they were.

I was asked to get cosmetics for a friend's birthday party before going there. At first I thought that it's nothing big. Just getting her makeup stuff. What's so bad about it?



And BAD it was.

I went to the mall without alone, without anyone. Mistake number one. I should have brought a female. I should have brought my mother. I was asked to get eyeliners and mascaras.

I decided to search for the mascaras at the beauty section (Cause mascara rhymes with mask, so I thought that it's a face product.). I didn't dare to ask the saleslady there cause..it was really awkward. I couldn't find any, so I just bought her eyeliners and lip gloss.

And to make things worse, I was tricked into wearing formal clothes for a barbecue.



Believe me when I say there's nothing hotter than wearing formal clothes and barbecuing. Nothing can beat that kind of heat.



The definition of the movie, 300's saying,

"TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL."